Christmas Wish List

Posted On Nov 26 2005 by

My wife I are really doing it this year. We’re chopping the Christmas budget to unprecidented lows. We’ve already achieved somewhat of a Scrooge status by bowing out of the annual family gift grab. I mean, really, what’s the point in buying gifts for my cousin’s kids? I don’t need to launch into the ridiculous height of “stuffness” that Christmas has become, we’re all fully aware I’m sure. As I near my 39th birthday (Dec. 30th), I find that there’s nothing left that I want anyone to buy me, other than books, because you just can’t have enough books. But things like power tools, computer toys, etc., I can buy whenever I need it. And I don’t really need it anymore. When I look at a new toy, I see something else that will take up my time, not to mention my money.

What I find, at Christmas, is wishing I had enough money to give to everyone who needs it. I’d love to pay off my church’s debt for the steeple we built several years ago. I’d love to buy Robin a laptop so she can bug me even more. I think Dineen and Ronie are set. Okay, laptops for everyone! Randy I. recommends the i-book. Color preferences? Gina, you get black. Wouldn’t do for a spooky writer to have a pink i-book. Robin, red of course. Ronie gets yellow because she’s from Texas, and Dineen gets, umm, do they make a clear one? Then you can see what your toes are doing while you write.

As long as we’re in Ron’s fantasy Christmas land, what else can I buy? There’s about fifty ministries I’d like to support. I’ll fund a thousand missionairies…and send them i-books. Some good friends or ours live three miles away. Too far. They get the house that’s for sale across the street. I’ll even pay their taxes. Some other good friends, who do live in our neighborhood, have four kids and need new cars. A minivan and an Avalanche so they tow the trailer I’ll buy them so they can go camping with us (it’s not really camping, it’s a portable hotel room).

What else shall I do with my newfound fortune? A writer’s retreat you say? Okay! Northern Michigan on the Manistee River. We can fly-fish between lectures. We’ll have a Starbuck’s on site (free, of course) and Coldstone Creamery will provide desserts (if you haven’t, you must!) We’ll have cabins with Wi-fi. Each guest will get an i-book.

Naturally, all AFCW members are free to use the property for their own retreats. Feel free to fly your group in (on my private jet) so you can brainstorm. Make sure you’re wearing orange during deer season. I’ll have a buck pole put up for any of you who wish to indulge in Michigan’s favorite pasttime.

Now, if I can’t have all that, I’ll settle for a book contract. Surely, that’s not too much to ask for, is it?

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Written by Ron

Just about everything I believe has been shaped by the written word. But books don't force a belief; they stir the imagination so that you, the reader, eventually draw your own conclusions. We grow richer in spirit when we read, deeper in our understanding of the universe and our role in it. That's why I read. That's why I write. To offer you a bit of myself. Come along on my journey, won't you? There's plenty of room.

5 responses to “Christmas Wish List

  1. LOLOLOL…..I LOVE it, Ron! You know, it’s funny you should discuss this subject because I was just telling my husband how much I want to be blessed so I can bless others! You know, I think the generosity of the heart is one of the most precious gifts God bestows upon us, and Ron, my friend, you are one of those who are SO BLESSED with the special gift! (Even if I don’t get the laptop! LOL) So tell the wife to give you a hug from me….and she deserves more than money could ever buy for putting up with you, and your crazy crit buddies by proxy! 🙂

  2. Now why would I want to see my toes? ROTFL! This is way too much fun. And I love the sentiment behind it. Just having a birthday, I found myself unable to answer the “what do you want for your birthday” question. Nothing. I wanted nothing. I like the giving idea. That’s way more fun. Thanks for the laugh!

  3. While yellow doesn’t reflect my personality, I like the Yellow for Texas..Yellow Rose…yep, that’s WAY KEWL!

    Thanks for your courage in partnering with the three of us…it’s a blessing to work with you.