Friday Top Ten

Posted On May 3 2013 by

imageTop 10 Sub-Genres that must be written:

10. Amish Zombie Apocalyptic – Buggies with Dead Horses

9. Civil War Sci-fi – The Laser on Little Round Top

8. Serial Killer Romance – Never Kill on the First Date

7. Espionage Zombies – The Spy Who Crawled Out of the Grave

6. Chick Lit Techo-thrillers – She’s All Out of Uranium (Ashley Stockingdale #74)

5. YA Nuclear Disaster – Attack of the 50 Foot ‘rents (or The Eyes in the Back of Mommy’s Head)

4. Southern Romance Psychological Thriller – Georgia Lambs are Never Silent

3. Children’s Police Procedural – If You Give a Mouse a 9mm Beretta

2. Zombie Romance – Eating His Chocolate Eyes

And the #1 Sub-Genre that must be written…

1. Mommy Porn Cozies – The Cat Who Learned to Knock First

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Last Updated on: May 3rd, 2013 at 12:26 pm, by Ron

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Just about everything I believe has been shaped by the written word. But books don't force a belief; they stir the imagination so that you, the reader, eventually draw your own conclusions. We grow richer in spirit when we read, deeper in our understanding of the universe and our role in it. That's why I read. That's why I write. To offer you a bit of myself. Come along on my journey, won't you? There's plenty of room.