Top 10 Reasons Your State Should Secede

Posted On Oct 18 2013 by

In honor of this weeks accomplishments in Washington, D.C., I give you my top ten reasons that your state should secede from the union. 10. Ohio can go to war with Michigan to make us take back Toledo. 9. Change the name of your capitol to something really cool, like LMAO, California. 8. In sparsely populated states, like Montana, the first person to declare himself king will get to make all the decisions. 7. Finally oust baseball as your national sport and make it something like Farmville or Euchre. 6. We can write a new Bill of Rights to include …