Top 10 Christmas Specials we hope we never see

Posted On Dec 13 2013 by


In honor of of what was probably the most colossal of bad network ideas in the history of history, the Lady Gaga & Muppets Holiday Spectacular , I give you a list of top 10 Christmas Specials we hope we never see. ABC executives, feel free to print this and hang it over your desks.

10. A Walking Dead Christmas Down Under!

9. Anthony Weiner’s “A Dicken’s Christmas.”

8. Breaking Bad Christmas on Ice.

7. Willie Degel’s Family Christmas Stakeout.

6. It’s a Charlie Sheen Christmas!

5. Rob Ford’s White Christmas in Toronto.

4. The NSA Presents “We see you when you’re sleeping!”

3. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson present “It’s ALWAYS a %$@&! White Christmas!”

2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s “A Night in Bethlehem.”

and the #1 Christmas Special we hope we never see…

1. Miley Cirus and a Winnie the Pooh Bare Christmas.

Stop watching bad TV! Join our 52 Books Challenge in 2014. Yes, you can read a book a week. That’s one hour of TV a day.

Follow by Email

Last Updated on: December 13th, 2013 at 7:30 pm, by Ron

Written by Ron

Just about everything I believe has been shaped by the written word. But books don't force a belief; they stir the imagination so that you, the reader, eventually draw your own conclusions. We grow richer in spirit when we read, deeper in our understanding of the universe and our role in it. That's why I read. That's why I write. To offer you a bit of myself. Come along on my journey, won't you? There's plenty of room.