Top 10 Christmas Gifts for Writers

Posted On Dec 20 2013 by


10. A year supply of chocolate covered coffee beans.

9. A chocolate-covered-coffee-bean grinder.

8. A promissory note to never ask them when their book will be published.

7. Cat repellent to spray on their keyboards.

6. One of those portable fire pits in which to hold ceremonial rejection letter burnings.

5. Ten minutes alone with the guy who gave them a one-star Amazon review because UPS damaged the box.

4. A list of homeless shelters in St. Louis so she doesn’t have to sleep in her car at the ACFW Conference.

3. For the romance writer in your life, a book of eye-color descriptions that does not include “chocolate.”

2. The ability to hack into facebook accounts so that they can correct spelling and grammar errors.

and the number 1 Christmas Gift for Writers…

1. Read our stupid blog posts and tell us how witty, funny, and brilliant we are!

Can you read 52 books in 2014? Sure you can! Join the 52 Books Challenge and be sure to like our facebook page. I’ll even let you correct my spelling and grammar errors.

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Last Updated on: December 20th, 2013 at 7:47 am, by Ron

Written by Ron

Just about everything I believe has been shaped by the written word. But books don't force a belief; they stir the imagination so that you, the reader, eventually draw your own conclusions. We grow richer in spirit when we read, deeper in our understanding of the universe and our role in it. That's why I read. That's why I write. To offer you a bit of myself. Come along on my journey, won't you? There's plenty of room.

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