Top 10 Ways to Pay off our $17trillion Debt

Posted On Jan 2 2014 by

Even though we’ve been informed the debt is under control, I’d like to offer a few suggestions to speed up the process. So, as a service to our President and Congress, here are my Top 10 Ways to Pay off our $17trillion debt… 10. Charge a “protection fee” on all countries housing U.S. troops. 9. Eliminate John Boehner’s tanning salon allowance. 8. Cut federal benefits from anyone listing “Mortal Combat 2” as a skill. 7. Legalize pot and pass a huge tax bill on it while everyone is still celebrating. 6. Charge congressmen and senators one month’s pay every time …