Top 10 Reasons Godzilla is the King of the Monsters

Posted On May 28 2014 by

Yes, it’s true. Godzilla is back. He’s bigger. He’s badder. His plotlines still suck. We love him. And here are the top 10 reasons why: 10. He proves that slow, fat guys with bad breath can still be winners. 9. He’s perfected the “Jaw Splitter,” something no WWF wrestler has mastered. 8. A good old fashioned stomping trumps flashy fighting techniques any time. 7. Only monster that can swim 5000 miles without the aid of flippers or gills. 6. He manages to bypass millions of square miles of open country to fight his enemies in a major city. 5. Only …