Father’s Day is approaching quickly. Some of you may wonder why fathers deserve recognition, so I give you my Top 10 reasons Fathers deserve a special day…
10. Without fathers, we never would have known that ocean waves are caused by whales rolling over in bed.
9. For showing us how to put a worm on a hook without pity.
8. For showing us how to remove a barbed hook from our skin.
7. For informing us that concerns of infection are overrated and we should get back to fishing.
6. Teaching us that a can of baked beans covered all the basic food groups.
5. Without fathers, we may have thought that sleeping in a tent, surrounded by metal poles, in the middle of a thunderstorm was a bad idea.
4. Without fathers, we may have entered middle school without knowing a single four-letter word.
3. Dad’s understand the draw of dinner over the kitchen sink.
2. Without Dad around, the stupid crap we did may have been blamed on us!
And the #1 reason Dads deserve a special day…
1. With Dad supervising, we got to experiment with all those things mom put the kibosh on.
So tell me…why does your dad deserve a special day?