Top 10 Signs You May Have an Instagram Problem

Posted On Aug 1 2014 by
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I enjoy Instagram as much as the next guy. But some of you are getting a little carried away. Here are my top 10 signs that you have an Instagram problem.

10. You sign your name with little hearts and smiley faces around it.

9. Your cat has had more published photos than Jennifer Lopez.

8. All ten-thousand of your followers know what your bathroom mirror looks like.

7. You track your diet by reviewing your daily posts.

6. The caption under your yearbook photo is “Wait, I gotta take a selfie.”

5. You sit by strangers in the park and pull up Instragram to show off pictures of your grandchildren.

4. You give your first child a name with underscores.

3. When a stranger says “hello” you reply “this user is private.”

2. You take selfies to let your mom know where you are.

And the number one sign that you may have an Instagram problem…

1. You screen capture your private text messages between you and your bff and post them for all the world to see.

Do you have an Instagram problem? Let’s hear your worst Instagram episode.

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Last Updated on: August 1st, 2014 at 8:10 am, by Ron

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One response to “Top 10 Signs You May Have an Instagram Problem

  1. And #6 almost kind of really happened, except it was the 2014 OHS Graduation Salutatorian during her speech!!!!!