Top 10 Reasons to Love Zombies

Posted On Sep 5 2014 by

Photo Courtesy of Flickr Creative Commons and Eyebrows360 Zombies are misunderstood. After all, they’re the dead ones, decomposing on their feet while all their still-living friends go about their lives. So, today, in honor of the undead, I give you my top 10 reasons to love zombies. 10. Their existense might explain the Rolling Stones. 9. Their health-care plans are dirt cheap. 8. Given the choice, I’d much rather have to outrun a zombie than a werewolf or vampire. 7. As a zombie, you can have a blast at your own funeral. 6. John Dingell could get re-elected to congress …