Top 10 Reasons to Love Zombies

Posted On Sep 5 2014 by
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Zombies are misunderstood. After all, they’re the dead ones, decomposing on their feet while all their still-living friends go about their lives. So, today, in honor of the undead, I give you my top 10 reasons to love zombies.

10. Their existense might explain the Rolling Stones.

9. Their health-care plans are dirt cheap.

8. Given the choice, I’d much rather have to outrun a zombie than a werewolf or vampire.

7. As a zombie, you can have a blast at your own funeral.

6. John Dingell could get re-elected to congress a hundred more times.

5. We’d have an endless supply of NPR hosts.

4. Playing “pull my finger” with nieces and nephews would be a lot more fun.

3. Whenever you pay for a tank of gas, you can throw an arm and a leg on the counter just for laughs.

2. You could organize “Get Out the Vote!” campaigns in Chicago.

and the number 1 reason to love zombies…

1. If you marry a zombie, there’s a big fat loophole in those vows.

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Last Updated on: September 5th, 2014 at 6:58 am, by Ron

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Just about everything I believe has been shaped by the written word. But books don't force a belief; they stir the imagination so that you, the reader, eventually draw your own conclusions. We grow richer in spirit when we read, deeper in our understanding of the universe and our role in it. That's why I read. That's why I write. To offer you a bit of myself. Come along on my journey, won't you? There's plenty of room.