Top 10 Rules for Living in Michigan


Posted On Mar 27 2015 by

 

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I love my Michigan, I truly do. But before you decide to join me in the Mitten State, there are some rules you should you know.

10. Our borders actually include all of the Great Lakes, even Lake Ontario.

9. Anything south of I-69 and east of Lansing is “Detroit.”

8.  We all have a connection to Al Kaline and Kirk Gibson.

7. Gang colors are blue or green. Be aware of the territory in which you find yourself.

6. We invented the car. Ignore those Germans.

5. In hockey, “off sides” either means that the other team is cheating or the referee is blind.

4. Thou shall not speak of the Lions Superbowl chances.

3. We know how to drive in the winter. No one else does (see #6).

2. The word “deer” is always preceded by a colorful pronoun (ie. “That %@#! deer ran right out in front of me!).

And the #1 rule you need to know before moving to Michigan:

1. You’ll be alone because we’re all moving to Florida.

Do you love Michigan as much as I do? My new novel, Now I Knew You, is set in our beautiful state, in a town that shares a striking resemblance to Elk Rapids.

Click here to see Now I Knew You on Amazon.

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Last Updated on: March 27th, 2015 at 6:55 am, by Ron


Written by Ron

Just about everything I believe has been shaped by the written word. But books don't force a belief; they stir the imagination so that you, the reader, eventually draw your own conclusions. We grow richer in spirit when we read, deeper in our understanding of the universe and our role in it. That's why I read. That's why I write. To offer you a bit of myself. Come along on my journey, won't you? There's plenty of room.