Top 10 Reasons to Read Dystopian Fiction

Posted On Dec 6 2013 by

Now that I’ve switched gears from mystery to dystopian, I thought I’d give you some reasons to give my favorite genre a try. So I give you my top 10 reasons to read dystopian fiction… 10. Practical tips for planning the overthrow of your government. 9. Great recipes for grilling rat over a 50-gallon drum. 8. If you live in California you’ll feel much better about your state government. 7. You’ll learn to eye your TV suspiciously whenever you enter the living room. 6. Even discussing the grocery list will be done in dark places unlikely to be monitored. 5. …


Top 10 Better Ways to Spend Black Friday

Posted On Nov 29 2013 by

After spending one Black Friday standing outside a Target store at 3am to save $100 off a TV, I have waged a one-man war against this intrusion on my sleep. Not to mention my wallet. So I give you my top 10 better ways to spend Black Friday… 10. Watch the last half of the football game you slept through yesterday. 9.  Take out your Christmas gift list and cross off the relatives who annoyed you yesterday. 8.  Find a new hobby…like blogging. 7.  Eat all the leftover turkey on one sandwich before your wife gets home from shopping. 6. …


Top 10 Reasons to go to Deer Camp

Posted On Nov 22 2013 by

It’s deer season here in the north. For those of you who don’t partake, you’re missing out. To encourage you, here are my top 10 reasons to go to deer camp… 10. You’ve never seen the sun rise through a hangover. 9. Only time it’s acceptable to eat breakfast twice. 8. After three days without shaving, you can pretend you’re living with Mexican banditos. 7. Your euchre game will improve considerably after 845 consecutive hands. 6. Really the only place you can smoke Swisher Sweets without drawing strange looks. 5. Time to ponder the life’s great questions…like, if my frozen …


Top 10 Indications that you’re dating a writer

Posted On Nov 15 2013 by

Most writers don’t come right out and admit it. So, as a public service, I feel it is my duty to save you from a lot of heartache and poverty down the road. So, I give you my top 10 Indications that you’re dating a writer. 10. He sometimes wonders aloud if there’s a body in the trunk of the car in front of him. 9. Her cats are named Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. 8. He says he can only marry someone with excellent editing skills. 7. She’s read the opening line of every book released since 1987. 6. …


Top 10 Government Disasters Bigger than Obamacare

Posted On Nov 8 2013 by

Top 10 Government Programs that were bigger disasters than Obamacare: 10. The Jimmy Carter Peanuts in Every School Lunch Program. 9. The George W. Bush No Child Left Behind at the Rapture Program. 8. The Abraham Lincoln General for a Day Program. 7. The Committee for Truth in Campaign Advertising. 6. The Anthony Weiner Adult Behavioral Education Program. 5. National Day of Twerking. 4. The Clinton-Kennedy Women are People Too! Program. 3. The Senator Robert Byrd Committee on Flushing out Racism Among Conservatives. 2. The Just Blame Bush Committee on Leadership. And the number 1 Government Program that was a …


Top 10 Reasons the South Will Rise Again

Posted On Nov 1 2013 by

Top 10 Reasons the South will Rise Again. 10. A strong desire to kick Shania Twain out of the Grand Old Opry and inform her that southern Ontario doesn’t count. 9. Still haven’t forgiven Patrick Swayze and his attempt at a southern accent. 8. The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl chances will improve drastically with 60% of the NFL teams in another country. 7. Chicago. 6. Chance to replace Dixie with Sweet Home Alabama as the Confederate Anthem. 5. Still time to get Sandra Bullock’s photo on the currency. 4. Could have had the BP oil spill cleaned up in two …